MizHandmaiden explains why it’s so hard to be a man in America:
It’s ok Petraeus … now you’ll just have to endure a 72-hour waiting period, get a permission slip signed by your parents, make sure the affair doesn’t still have a heartbeat, undergo an invasive and unnecessary rectal exam (her fingers were probably up there at some point anyway, so you should be used to it) and then be labeled a slut for the rest of your life to attone for your mistake. … oh wait, you’re not female? My mistake. Carry on.
Brilliant, and so depressing.
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