I’m glad I’m finally an old, because the phrase “hard launch” is dumb, and while I know what it means, it’s a dumb phrase that means nothing, and it’s nothing words. Just like this entire comment.
The runner-up this week is @thebold, who left a lovely comment of support on @Roguelike’s comment:
You are a treasure for speaking up, though. It had to rankle even utilizing the phrase “an old.” Sending you much understanding and agreement and staying off your lawn 😘
We won’t always select a runner-up—but I appreciated @thebold’s camaraderie.
See you next week. Go Bears!
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