Comment of the Week: ‘More Should Really Be Said About How Relentlessly, Berserkly Weird…’
"...the republican leadership are." True! Let's say more!
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Why is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cutting off a dead raccoon’s penis? Why does Pete Hegseth have 2,839 Christian nationalist pastors??? Why does Trump say things like “I always like to hang around with losers,” and all his sycophants scream, “YES! We are the LOSERS! We love you!!!!!!” Why did JD Vance (possibly, but probably not) fuck a couch?? Why is JD Vance calling UFOs “demons”?? Why does JD Vance keep bragging about having sex with his wife???? What did we all do in a past life to deserve being forced to know about JD Vance for even three seconds?????
The Comment of the Week this week comes from @Bubastis, who commented on “Sorry, What Did You Say RFK Jr. Did to a Dead Raccoon’s Penis?”, another weird story about some weird shit the guy in charge of our nation’s health did to some dead animals.
More should really be said about how relentlessly, berserkly weird the republican leadership are
I agree that we don’t talk enough about how deeply, disturbingly fucking weird Republicans are—as Governor Tim Walz said during the 2024 presidential election, these are “weird people.”
The comment received 15 gorgeous thumbs up and zero thumbs down. We all know there’s no swaying Republican voters from the cheeto-dusted death-grip of their Dear Leader, but my God (she/her), if anyone in my life—let alone a person I elected to govern me—did, said, or chopped off anything like any of these GOP leaders and/or cabinet secretaries, I would simply never speak with them again.
See you next week. Enjoy some mythical erotica in the meantime.
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