Couple Refuses to Go to Jail Until Police Let Them Smash Just One Last Time
LatestThis is a story for anyone who’s given up on love. It’s a story of pain, desperation, and longing. It’s a story about the true meaning of commitment and dedication. It’s also a story about a Florida couple who resisted arrest just so they could bang it out one last time in their mobile hame.
ABC News reports that police searching for a man named Ryan Patrick Bautista on Wednesday night (for several outstanding warrants) followed his trail to a Jacksonville-area mobile home. When authorities got there, however, they found that Bautista was not by himself. He was with his girlfriend, Leanne Hunn, and the pair had some serious demands.
Police say they tried to make contact with the people inside for about 45 minutes. At one point, Hunn told police over the phone that she would give up, but that she wanted to have sex with Bautista “one last time.”
First of all, it’s a testament to the love Bautista and Hunn shared that Hunn was willing to go to jail over whatever cock magic Bautista can conjure up. If that were me, I’d just send the dude out and tell him I’d visit him on Saturday (as long as I was not too busy) (You know how Saturdays can get, right?). Second, just the fact that the two were willing to have it off one last time while the police were outside with guns trained is pretty impressive. Most people can’t perform if they’re being watched, much less by the actual police and SWAT team.