Ted Cruz’s campaign for the Republican nomination, which is as dead as his heart, eyes and face skin, has pooped out one final, sputtering video. It is titled “No Regrets.”
“No Regrets” is five minutes long, and its thesis is that Ted Cruz does not have regrets. “What we accomplished is frankly insane,” Cruz tells his staffers in the video, eyes shining with gravitas and a barely restrained screaming sob, before comparing himself, for the 900th time, to Ronald Reagan, who “in 1976 came up short.”