Well, if you think opposing political views (and Ivanka’s truly demonic DNA) would be tough for a family to navigate, you clearly underestimate the dissociative capabilities (and medicine cabinets) of the rich, because guess who just went on vacation together? The Kushner couples and their kids!
“Spending Passover and Easter week surrounded by the raw beauty of Costa Rica was a gift beyond words,” Ivanka wrote on Instagram. “Time slowed. We surfed under golden skies, zipped through the jungle canopy, leapt into cool waterfalls, read until the sun dipped low, and surrendered to stillness and deep sleep.” OK, Mary Oliver…
“But more than the adventure, this week was about reconnecting—with the Earth, with faith, and with one another,” she continued. Kloss, meanwhile, has yet to post about the trip. Huh!
This little getaway comes a few short years after Kloss told British Vogue it was “hard” to navigate a relationship with her in-laws. “I choose to focus on the values that I share with my husband, and those are the same liberal values that I was raised with and that have guided me throughout my life,” she said at the time.
Come January 6, the relationship between Kloss and her brother and sister-in-law got even more contentious. In response to the insurrection, Kloss tweeted: “Accepting the results of a legitimate democratic election is patriotic. Refusing to do so and inciting violence is antiAmerican.” When one reply urged her to “tell her sister-in-law and brother-[in]-law,” Kloss responded, “I’ve tried.”
In texts released by the House Select Committee investigating the insurrection, that tweet was a hot topic among Ivanka’s Chief of Staff, Julie Radford, and Trump’s former aid, Hope Hicks (remember her?). Hicks shared a screenshot of the tweets with Radford, who replied “Unreal” and “She just called me about it.” She, one has to presume, was Ivanka.
Family, am I right? Can’t live with ’em, can’t go on a lavish holiday without ’em.
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