I’m confused. Can Ivanka Trump not read or is she simply rubbing her father’s non-victory victory in our faces? Because something here is off.
Yesterday she tweeted a picture of the New York Times headline: “Democrats, Students, and Foreign Allies Face the Reality Of a Trump Presidency,” and captioned it: “Thank you America!”
What is Ivanka missing here? Does that headline sound positive to you? Does “face the reality” somehow register as a synonym for “welcomes” or “are excited by” and nobody told me?
Is this reality? Am I still alive? Did I die and get sent to sane person’s hell without realizing it? Am I really going to have to operate in this delicate state of terrified composure for the next four years? Is she just trying to be an asshole? Help.
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.