In Donald Trump’s defense, I, too, would be insecure that my wife wasn’t voting for me.
Consider that this is the last day of a greasy campaign that has revealed to the world, among other things, Trump’s proud distaste for Mexicans, Muslims, immigrants, women, charitable donations, consent, his daughter Tiffany, journalists, boundaries, monogamy, taxes, the Constitution, Rosie O’Donnell, babies, denouncing the KKK, and facts, generally.
You’d probably double check too.
Update: As many have pointed out, like father like son.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
