Donald Trump Had to Peek to See If Melania Voted For Him

By Gabrielle Bluestone | November 8, 2016 | 5:35pm

Politics

In Donald Trump’s defense, I, too, would be insecure that my wife wasn’t voting for me.

Consider that this is the last day of a greasy campaign that has revealed to the world, among other things, Trump’s proud distaste for Mexicans, Muslims, immigrants, women, charitable donations, consent, his daughter Tiffany, journalists, boundaries, monogamy, taxes, the Constitution, Rosie O’Donnell, babies, denouncing the KKK, and facts, generally.