Don't Worry, The Rapture Is Still Totally On

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A lot of people were making fun of radio preacher Harold Camping when no one was raptured up the heavens on Saturday, but he’s come up with a perfectly logical explanation: It was just “an invisible judgment day” when Jesus double checked his naughty and nice lists. “We’ve always said May 21 was the day, but we didn’t understand altogether the spiritual meaning,” said Camping. Now he’s rescheduled Judgement Day for October 21, the day he previously said the planet would be consumed by a fireball. He hasn’t set a new date for our fiery demise, so just hang on to your tinfoil hats for the time being.

 
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