Until I watched this video, I did not realize how much an armadillo looks like a bug. A giant weird pillbug with hair on it. This pillbug-mammal-creature happens to be a football fan, by which I mean a fan of the actual ball. I believe it thinks the ball is its baby, or its lover. It appears to have picked the winner of Sunday’s Bengals/Steelers game incorrectly, but I still think all questions should now be resolved by letting an armadillo roll around in them. For the 2012 election, just put the two candidates in a room with an armadillo. It probably won’t pick either of them, but after watching its weird-cute bug-playtime for an hour, their hearts will grow three sizes and they will magically agree on everything and there will be peace and prosperity forever.