For No Reason Whatsoever, Real Housewives' Simon Has Recorded A Song

But before Simon goes ahead and pats himself on the back for his cross-genre nightmare, let’s take a second to recall the other horrors this exclusive club has birthed:”Money Can’t Buy You Class,” “Tardy For the Party,” and “Google Me.” In other words, Simon’s single is just as terrible as the rest — prompting us to wonder if Andy Cohen has a music producer on speed-dial for whenever one of his reality minions mention the slightest desire to make music.