Fourth of July Open Thread Spectacular By Erin Gloria Ryan | July 4, 2011 | 10:45pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! My fellow Americans (and non-Americans), Thank you for hanging out with me today. It’s been real. If you’re celebrating this evening, have fun and be safe. If you’re not celebrating, enjoy the evening anyway. Most Popular Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff Charlize Theron Has Me Excited to Hook Up in My 40s This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror Movie I leave you with a tune by the Presidents of the United States of America and invite you to salute each other in the comments. Keep it light, be polite, and have a great night. More from JezebelInside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to WaitstaffMan Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupAnna Wintour Is So Last Season Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
