Last year, Berry told Wendy Williams that she was glad that she’d had Nahla when she was over 40: “I’m a much better mother at 46, or 41 when I had her, than if I were 21 or 25. I was just a little baby, just trying to figure it out, trying to figure out who I was, let alone have the responsibility of trying to help another little soul develop and grow. I’m so glad I waited.” [Us Weekly]
- Bradley Cooper’s been getting douchetastic dating advice from friend Leonardo DiCaprio (“He’s gonna date as many supermodels as possible before he’s 40, then settle down”). [Showbiz Spy]
- Gwyneth Paltrow has the ass of a 22-year-old stripper, said one of Gwyneth Palrow’s
servants nori rolls friends to her. [Us Weekly]
- Kate Middleton and Prince William played competitive ping-pong and then fucked in a public bathroom (maybe?!). [Us Weekly]
- Avi Snow, we hardly knew ye. He and Lindsay Lohan have broken up. [The Hollywood Gossip]
- And Adam Lambert broke up with his boyfriend Sauli Koskinen. [Us Weekly]
- Here’s Tom Cruise making dumplings in Taiwan, guaranteed to make you—be you man, woman or houseplant—fully erect. [Daily Mail]
- WHY, Kristen Stewart, WHY must you “encourage Robert Pattinson to pursue his music career”? [Hollywood Life]
- R-Patz went out with Vince Vaughn and Joaquin Phoenix, who totally represent two puffy-sexy ghosts of his possible futures. [THR]
- My boyfriend Mindy Project star Ike Barinholtz is having his first baby with wife Erica Hanson. [Us Weekly
- Knox Jolie-Pitt: Still adorable, if you had any concerns about that. [Us Weekly]
- Chris Brown’s revived community service case (he may have forged his completed hours) has been delayed until June. [WTVR]
- Andy Cohen’s crack cultural analysis of the appeal of the Real Housewives franchise: “It’s fun when everybody screws up. It’s fun when I wear something stupid.” (In case anyone was looking for a good epitaph: THAT.) [Page Six]
- Sofia Vergara on someday wanting to be a sick patient or a crazy hooker or something like that.
- ”Well, I’ve always taken advantage of [my looks], for sure. I’ve never been shy about it or apologised about it. I love it. If they need a sexy woman, I don’t care – I’m not dying to prove anything else.
”It’s like I would love to do something a little bit more dramatic and maybe like a sick patient or like a crazy hooker or something like that! But I’m happy playing characters that are portrayed sexy because I am who I am and take advantage of it.”
- DM Shonda Rhimes, yo! I bet she’d help you kill those two birds with one stone. [Contact Music]