Here Is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, First of Her Name, the Unbothered, Mother of Dragging, at Crop Over

Rihanna made her annual appearance at the Crop Over Festival (casually known as Carnival) on Monday in her native Barbados and, yes, there is visual evidence of her splendor and, yes, it is time to bend the knee.

As she does every summer, Robyn “Rihanna” Fenty, First of Her Name, the Unbothered, Mother of Dragging, Queen of the 777, Lord of the Instagram Kingdoms, Rihanna of the Wild Thoughts, Great Breaker of Rules, came dressed in nothing and yet somehow everything in the form of an aqua wig, a mermaid-peacock-Aqua-Woman hybrid ensemble and bountiful jewels.