Here's How Your Favorite Daytime Television Hosts Are Celebrating Halloween

When Halloween falls on a weekday as ungracious and rude as a Tuesday, all you really want to do is eat candy corn and fun-sized Snickers in your cubicle and go home. Chances are someone at work will show up in cat ears or dressed like Shrek, and you’ll have to go to a costume contest at lunch, where someone will hand you a hee-larious Trump mask and you’ll be forced to pose for a group pic for HR.

The above scenario is a nightmare, but it’s a nightmare that the hosts of your favorite daytime television shows will also endure, but on a much larger scale. Let’s take a look at how that worked out this year.

Today

Nothing will erase the horror that was the cast of Today dressing up like Peanuts, but this year, we have a new nightmare—Megyn Kelly dressed as Shania Twain.

Looks like the theme for this year’s group costume was “country musicians.” This is fine, but I wish Megyn Kelly would stop.

• Carson Daly as Billy Ray Cyrus
• Matt Lauer as Dolly Parton (why?)
• Savanna Guthrie as Kenny Rogers
• Hoda Kotb as Blake Shelton
• Al Roker as Willie Nelson
• Kathie Lee Gifford as Miley Cyrus

Here are two cursed images from this spectacle that I present without comment.

Good Morning America

I have not watched Good Morning America in perhaps decades, as I am fiercely brand loyal to Today, so all of these people dressed as superheroes are relative strangers. Please enjoy the eight minute-long video of the hosts and then enjoy the list of their costumes below.