Hey ABC, About Those Awful, 'Sexy' Quantico Ads: Can You Not?
LatestLast night, between watching Steph Curry and the Warriors lose to LeBron James and the Cavaliers, I caught ads for a new ABC drama called Quantico. It’s supposedly about a female FBI agent—though I think it’s really a soft porn? Maybe of the BDSM fantasy sort?
Looking up the non-nude ads for Quantico this morning, the show looks interesting. It follows an FBI recruit-cum-agent named Alex Parrish (played by Priyanka Chopra), who’s framed for the “largest-scale terrorist attack in American history.” Of course, Parrish is innocent and must clear her name.
I mean, was she undercover as a sex worker? If so, cool. But… according to the trailer above, she wasn’t. So what’s with all the use of her body to sell a show about a terror-based political crime? The close-up of her lips? I literally felt like the ads were asking, “Do you want to sleep with her? You do, right? You should watch this show.” Which if ABC was selling Magic Mike or something, fine—but Quantico is about a terror attack! I should add here that Chopra is not a newcomer, she’s one of the highest-paid Bollywood actresses, winner of the Miss India and Miss World pageants. She released an album in 2013, which included songs with will.i.am and Pitbull. Chopra’s a big deal, known for her beauty and sex appeal, but still.  
    
  
                          
                            
                        
                            
                        
                        
                                                
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