Hey Rudy Giuliani, Where Was the Semen?

By Gabrielle Bluestone  |  October 10, 2016 | 3:37am
Politics

Rudy Giuliani, always a champion for a woman as long as he’s not married to her, went on MSNBC this evening to defend Donald Trump against the gleeful admissions of sexual assault he made on a hot mic in 2005.

But the interview quickly devolved into a discussion of Bill Clinton’s real and alleged sex scandals—in particular where the president came during a consensual sexual encounter with Monica Lewinsky, which Guiliani curiously asserted was actually a rape.

Anyway, back to the semen. As Guiliani points out, it was on the dress.

I’m glad we’ve cleared this up.

 
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