How To Get Douchebag Hair: An Instructional Video

By Tracie Egan Morrissey | May 11, 2009 | 3:00pm

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Last night, E! premiered Jersey Shore Unleashed, easily its best reality show since Anna Nicole. It follows partiers with that special brand of Garden State hair, nails, and lack of underwear.

The women on the show refer to their vaginas as “cookies.” All I can think of is “tough cookie” or a “cookie crumbling.”