Just Some Regular Pictures of Simon Cowell Vibing

Simon Cowell is on vacation in Barbados. It’s probably a much-needed break for the international music menace and reality game show host, whose stressful jobs include, among other things, making people cry on X Factor.

For his brief sabbatical, the feudal lord of boy bands everywhere enjoyed some fun in the sun on a boat, where he hung out with his excessively tiny dog, and flexed his huge muscles. Just look at him go!

Daily Mail reports that Cowell has reportedly made a full recovery from his broken back injury last year. In a statement, ITV also told the paper that Britain’s Got Talent might hopefully return in 2021, if government restrictions allow it.

For now, Cowell has some time to enjoy his barbells and tiny dog and boats and jet skis and 20-years-younger girlfriend, Lauren Silverman. But most importantly, Simon Cowell has time to enjoy a nice cigarette break on his boat, surrounded by said barbells and tiny dog and jet skis and 20-years-younger girlfriend. Puff puff!

Seems like an ideal life to lead, from an outside observer. It even looks like his alleged facelift has healed nicely. Everything, and I mean everything, is coming up Cowell.