Justin Theroux Instagrammed Graffiti That Says 'Fuck Brad Pitt,' But It Definitely Wasn't Shade

By Bobby Finger  |  November 1, 2016 | 1:35pm
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Justin Theroux, the current husband of newly single Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, shared a photo on Instagram over the weekend that caused a mini-shitstorm, but it’s not what you think. Us Weekly reports Theroux originally captioned the photo (of a seemingly indignant young woman shoving her middle finger in her mouth), “#currentelectionmood #berlin #graffiti #fuckingnickflatt.”

But after several media outlets began noticing that one of the incensed “FUCK ____” sentiments behind her reads “FUCK BRAD PITT,” Theroux had to clear something up. He eventually changed the caption to read:

#currentelectionmood #berlin #graffiti #fuckingnickflatt #andNOthispostisNOT’shading’anyonebecauseimnotelevemyearsoldimeanseriously #okaymaybepickles

So there you have it. Justin Theroux is over the 2016 Presidential election, loves graffiti artist Nick Flatt, has feelings about Brad PItt that he has no intention of making public, thinks shade is only for children, and hates pickles. Got it! Thanks, bud.

[Us Weekly]

Today’s Mariah Carey/James Packer update is all about timing. Though Carey and her estranged husband Nick Cannon filed for divorce in December 2014, as is usually the case with divorces, it took a while to finish filing all the paperwork—nearly two years, to be exact. In a sad bit of irony, they weren’t officially divorced until just days before Carey and Packer split up aboard that yacht. She was finally free to marry again, then it all fell apart.

Writes TMZ:

We’ve learned at the end of the summer, right before Mariah and James boarded a yacht in Greece, Nick signed the docs and the divorce was a done deal, clearing the way for a wedding day. That plan was shattered onboard the boat, when James allegedly had a bad incident with Mariah’s assistant.

Side note: why the hell is this TMZ’s lede for this story?

Mariah Carey’s timing is worse than a Jewish dance troupe’s … her divorce from Nick Cannon became final after years of waiting … just days before her relationship with James Packer exploded.

[TMZ]

It’s MARCIA Brady, not MARTHA Brady, Taylor.