Aliana Lohan – that’s Ali to you and I – is appearing on the cover of
Page Six Magazine, and laughs off talk that she’s had plastic surgery or is battling an eating disorder. “I was cracking up. Because, like, when would I do that [surgery]?” she said. “I’m 17 years old. That’s not legal! I would need my mother’s signature, and do you think my mom would sign off on that?” Um, is she kidding with that last bit? [
Page Six Magazine]
One day I’d like to hear that she’s cooking up her breakfast in a teaspoon, but until then
Taylor Swift continues to be as cute as a button by revealing her latest hobby is making her own snow globes. “Home made snow globes with friends. The whole fleet!” she posted alongside this picture. “Christmas in a jar, with glitter.” [
People]
Sorry
Lea Michele h8rs, so far she’s the front runner against
Taylor Swift,
Scarlett Johansson and
Evan Rachel Wood for the lead in the latest
Les Misérables incarnation. [
Page Six]
When masturbation fantasies collide! He may have broken our hearts into a million little pieces when he left
Law And Order: SVU, but
Christopher Meloni is picking them up by considering a “major role” as a powerful vampire in
True Blood‘s fifth season. And you know that the only one more keen to show bare ass than the show’s producers is Detective Stabler – it’s a match made in lecherous heaven. [
TV Line]
- I know this is supposed to be swoon-worthy and all, but Robert Pattinson is just making sure the next generation of tweens will grow up needy with unhealthy notions of romance by saying he’d die for love. [OK]
- In equally depressing news, box office for Twilight: Breaking Dawn passes the $500 million mark. [BBC]
- Bridal crazies start your frothing! Anne Hathaway‘s wedding planning has begun! [Page Six]
- Keep that mouthguard in because extra gnashing material is coming your way in the form of Anne‘s RING PICS! [NYDN]
- Alec Bladwin gets stuck in traffic, who cares right? But this is pretty solid, a fan ran up to one of the drivers in his way and yelled: “This is a Baldwin! Not even Stephen. This is Alec!” [Page Six]
- Demi Moore sees daylight for the first time since she split from Ashton Kutcher! That or it’s the first time that a photographer has snapped a super-grainy pic. [Daily Mail]
- While Ashton himself is out getting busy with cows. [Daily Mail]
- A fashion museum in Chile has snapped up Amy Winehouse‘s “Back To Black” dress for the princessly sum of $67,000. [NYDN]
- Here’s hoping you put on the waterproof mascara today, after it was revealed that Paris Jackson cried “I wanna go with you” when she found out her dad Michael had died. [E!]
- She may have a boyfriend, but Lady Gaga fears she may never find love: “I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man.” [People]
- Though I was digging his raggety-ass poodle ‘do, Kellan Lutz gives us his best 1999 impression with this totally radical Mohawk. [US]
- Jessica Simpson says she isn’t glowing at all, but rather sweating like a pig in summer. [Daily Mail]
- The other young hopefuls force smiles as Felicity Jones wins Breakthrough Actor at the IFP Gotham Awards. [Page Six]
- Who knew that The Queen and Justin Bieber turned to Brandy for fashion tips? [OMG]
