Katy Perry Declined to Paddleboard in the Nude With Orlando Bloom

By Hannah Gold  |  June 29, 2017 | 12:00am
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Remember when Orlando Bloom was fully naked on a paddleboard last summer and the Inernet lost its freaking mind? Well, Katy Perry was there too.

Perry and Bloom, who called it quits earlier this year, were vacationing in Italy when the actor suggested they paddleboard in the nude a while, but Perry didn’t want to. So Bloom was like, “suit yourself,” and the rest is history.

Perry revealed in an interview with “The Kyle and Jackie O Show” on Wednesday that Bloom had initially asked her to join him in the public display, saying, “He asked me if I wanted to be [naked] and I was just like — you know, it was one of those things where it was like ‘Oh, nah.’” And, let’s be real, an “oh nah” moment is always preferable to an “oh fuck I’m naked on the Internet,” moment—so well done, Katy Perry.

[People]

Scarlett Johansson has quickly rebounded from delivering divorce papers to her husband Romain Dauriac (and then making out with SNL’s Colin Jost) to her lawyer, Kevin Yorn. The two were spotted holding hands in New York a few weeks ago, and now a source has told People that their romance has been in the works for a while.

“They’ve known each other for a very, very log time and genuinely liked each other outside of their working relationship,” the source told People. “Romantically, things developed organically. There’s always been an attraction there.”

Apparently Johansson, 32, and Yorn, 51, “literally talk all the time”—one of the many perks of dating a lawyer, I suppose.

[People]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham welcomed their son, Jack Oscar Statham, to the world this weekend. Ah, the joy of deeply imbalanced hand-holding.