The U.S. section of Katy Perry‘s world tour begins next month, and her concert rider is a whopping 45 pages. As far as the dressing room goes, Mrs. Russell Brand likes things to be just so! She requires two cream-colored egg chairs — one of which must have a footstool. Lamps must be “French Ornate Style.” There must be flowers, naturally, and Ms. Perry is fine with “white and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies.” Or, if none of those are available: “a selection of seasonal white flowers to include white orchids.” But — and this is important — the rider stipulates ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS. That warning is underlined, because it is vital that Katy not ever be near a carnation. She will cut a bitch if she sees carnations. Also, the chauffeur is forbidden from speaking to her or looking at her in the rearview mirror. The usual. [The Smoking Gun]
Hmm, weird, wonder why Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s acting projects are all on hold? [People]
Have you seen that picture of Jake Gyllenhaal posing in his underwear? Well, it’s a fake. And Jake is pissed. His legal team has been sending letters to websites, asking for it to be removed, which, of course, just makes us want to gaze upon it again. [Contact Music, Queerty]
You guys, poor January Jones has Stockholm Syndrome. She loves the paparazzi now. “They’re always taking pictures while I’m walking my dog and shopping, which I can’t imagine is very interesting,” she says. “The weird thing is, it kind of makes me feel safe. I live alone and I feel like they’re always there, always watching. If someone were to come in and rob me, there are photographers. It’s like the best security system ever.” Nope, not creepy at all. [Showbiz Spy]
- Lily Allen will spend her honeymoon at the Glastonbury music festival and relax with her new husband in a VIP teepee. [London Evening Standard]
- Despite what we heard yesterday, Jennifer Aniston isnot dating Justin Theroux. Sigh. Sad face. Boo. [Us Magazine]
- Mick Jagger has formed a secret supergroup, and Damian Marley is in it. So is Joss Stone. This is gonna be interesting. [Page Six]
- The cast from Spider-Man: Turn On The Lights, People Are Injured might appear on the finale of American Idol. [Page Six]
- Jessica Alba is planning on doing HypnoBirthing for her second child, as she did for her first. [Contact Music]
- Breaking: Bar Refaeli wore a bikini in Cannes. [NYDN]
- Really pretty French people have a new baby! Marion Cotillard and Guillaume Canet welcomed a son named Marcel. [ONTD]
- Here’s a story about the time a woman launched a ping pong ball from her vagina and Bradley Cooper caught it in his mouth. [ONTD]
- Happy 65th birthday, Cher!!! [AFP]
- “I’m proof that even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!” — Kourtney Kardashian, who is on the cover of Shape. [NYDN]
- “I love archery! I really love it. And I’m starting to do stunts with the bow and arrow, so I kind of feel like Hugh Jackman. And then I’m doing rock climbing [and] tree climbing.” — Jennifer Lawrence on preparing for The Hunger Games. [Access Hollywood]
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