US Weekly recently unearthed Kim Kardashian’s old MySpace account where her ex boyfriend Ray J held a prominent place in her Top 8 (LOOK IT UP, TEENS), she went by “Princess Kimberly,” and she was hoping to meet “God.”
The profile is a beautiful, ancient relic of times gone by. The year is 2007, pimp-my-profile.com rules the land, and Princess Kimberly, then but a not-so-humble model, is on MySpace to make friends. Or not. As her profile reads, “I’m a princess and you’re not so there!” Not very welcoming.