Imagine a future where you could be anywhere and suddenly you’re buying cosmetics out of a truck. Its jingle is the harsh pop of a Sephora. The experience is akin to online shopping, if online shopping struck like lightening and wheeled around like an automobile. You were just a person walking down a street. Now you’re a person walking down a street, owning bronzer.
[THR]
While I was on my internet break this holiday weekend, some people
got engaged. I just have one question: Why was Bogart the dog made to stay in the States?
The Guardian reported on Tuesday that Meghan Markle has permanently left her rescued Labrador-shepherd mix to American friends of hers, while Guy, a beagle, gets to live it up at Kensington Palace.
When asked for the reasoning behind this outrageous injustice, a royal rep told The Guardian, “I can’t speculate. Miss Markle is very fond of her dogs and any decision about moving a dog over the ocean will have lots of complexity to it.”
[The Guardian]
- In other joyride news, it does’t look as if Shakira and Gerard Piqué are splitting up anytime soon. [TMZ]
- Daniel Day Lewis is eerily good in his role as “great actor quitting acting.” [People]
- Paris Hilton insists she was before her time. She was also born before time. [Page Six]
- Pamela Anderson sent Kim Kardashian a hideous coat and a faux-fuzzy note to match. [Page Six]
- There’s a new Jennifer Garner thriller called Peppermint coming our way and other actors keep signing on to be in it. [Deadline]
- Nicollette Sheridan will play Alexis Carrington in the CW’s Dynasty remake. [THR]
