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Adult Men Shouldn't SkateboardBy Maria ShermanJanuary 31, 2020 | 9:15pm -
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Dr. Pimple Popper and the Lipoma Removal MarathonBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 31, 2020 | 8:30pm -
My Surreal, Disturbing, Entirely Unsurprising Night at an Iowa Trump RallyBy Esther WangJanuary 31, 2020 | 7:55pm - Inspiring! President Spared Honest Trial by One Woman's VoteBy Joan SummersJanuary 31, 2020 | 7:41pm
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Who Wants to Go in on Aunt Becky's $28 Million Mansion With Me?By Joan SummersJanuary 31, 2020 | 7:00pm -
It's Almost February, and We're All Probably Going to Be FineBy Emily AlfordJanuary 31, 2020 | 6:37pm
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Sandra Cisneros Still Thinks American Dirt Is a Good BookBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 31, 2020 | 4:56pm
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Please Stop Impersonating Billie Eilish, You're Making Her SadBy Joan SummersJanuary 31, 2020 | 4:00pm
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'Functional Disenfranchisement from the Process': Why the Iowa Caucuses Should Be CanceledBy Esther WangJanuary 31, 2020 | 3:17pm
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Johnson & Johnson Fined $344 Million for Selling Transvaginal Mesh Implants Despite Health WarningsBy Maria ShermanJanuary 31, 2020 | 2:31pm
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Church of England Apologizes For Saying Only Married Heterosexuals Should BoneBy Justice NamasteJanuary 31, 2020 | 1:30pm
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Fiona the Hippo May Be ClairvoyantBy Justice NamasteJanuary 31, 2020 | 3:31am
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Lisa Vanderpump's Dog Foundation is Facing a Sexual Harassment LawsuitBy Justice NamasteJanuary 31, 2020 | 2:47am
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Jessica Simpson Kissed Justin Timberlake A Decade AgoBy Justice NamasteJanuary 31, 2020 | 12:26am
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Everyone Agrees That Alan Dershowitz Is Dumb as HellBy Joan SummersJanuary 30, 2020 | 11:00pm
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The Recording Academy Crisis Is Bigger Than the GrammysBy Hazel CillsJanuary 30, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Detective Stabler Fandom Lives Forever on YouTubeBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 30, 2020 | 8:00pm
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Hey Dude? Shut UpBy Emily AlfordJanuary 30, 2020 | 7:00pm
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E. Jean Carroll's Attorneys Want Trump's DNA for Defamation SuitBy Maria ShermanJanuary 30, 2020 | 6:25pm
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Vanessa Bryant's Statement Reveals the Relentless Nature of SuperstardomBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 30, 2020 | 6:10pm
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Kelis Opens Up About 'Being Assaulted From a Business Perspective' and 'Being Assaulted in the Home'By Maria ShermanJanuary 30, 2020 | 5:41pm
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Please Don't Use Coronavirus as an Excuse to Lean Into RacismBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 30, 2020 | 5:15pm
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Court Documents Say New Orleans Saints May Have Had Input on Which Priests Were Included on Abuser ListBy Emily AlfordJanuary 30, 2020 | 4:31pm
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There's Nowhere Left for Sabrina to Descend in Chilling AdventuresBy Maria ShermanJanuary 30, 2020 | 3:53pm
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Ciara—Pregnant!By Joan SummersJanuary 30, 2020 | 3:05pm
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PETA Wants a Robot Groundhog to Predict the WeatherBy Hazel CillsJanuary 30, 2020 | 2:22pm
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What Is Kumail Nanjiani Watching on His Premium Pornhub Subscription?By Lauren EvansJanuary 30, 2020 | 5:15am
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Watch This Man Theatrically Collapse in Shock Over the Value of His Old RolexBy Lauren EvansJanuary 30, 2020 | 4:50am
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Selena Gomez Says Justin Bieber Was Emotionally AbusiveBy Lauren EvansJanuary 30, 2020 | 2:45am
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Tacky Trump Official Tweets Identity of Alleged Whistleblower, Dares Haters to @ HimBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 29, 2020 | 11:42pm
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The Gwen Stefani/Blake Shelton Marriage Rumor Industrial Complex is Ruining My Fucking LifeBy Joan SummersJanuary 29, 2020 | 10:05pm
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Let's All Get Matching ERA TattoosBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 29, 2020 | 9:54pm
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Nordstrom Is Getting Into the Luxury Resale BusinessBy Emily AlfordJanuary 29, 2020 | 8:30pm
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13 Questions I Have For Bernie Sanders About The StrokesBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 29, 2020 | 8:10pm
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The Biggest Loser Isn't About Wellness, It's About the Spectacle of Fat People's Pain and TearsBy Kelly FairclothJanuary 29, 2020 | 7:45pm
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FDA to Finally Investigate Whether Instagram Influencers Are Controlling Your MindBy Molly OsbergJanuary 29, 2020 | 7:10pm
- Ford v Ferrari Is the Longest Car Commercial Ever Nominated for Best PictureBy Joan SummersJanuary 29, 2020 | 7:00pm
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Remember When Michael Bloomberg Got That Teacher Fired?By Emily AlfordJanuary 29, 2020 | 6:00pm
- French Writer 'Regrets' Child Sexual Abuse, But Says, Hey, Nobody Told Me It Was WrongBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 29, 2020 | 5:30pm
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BTS Performed Barefoot on The Late Late Show, Bless ThemBy Maria ShermanJanuary 29, 2020 | 4:08pm
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Kim Kardashian Swears She Didn't Mail Herself a Giant Orange Ivy Park Gift BoxBy Joan SummersJanuary 29, 2020 | 3:30pm
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Jeffrey Epstein Confidant and Victoria's Secret CEO Leslie Wexner May Finally Step AsideBy Maria ShermanJanuary 29, 2020 | 3:00pm
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SAG-AFTRA Releases Guidelines for Intimacy Coordinators on SetsBy Hazel CillsJanuary 29, 2020 | 2:14pm
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Shayanna Jenkins-Hernandez Wanted Nothing to Do With the Aaron Hernandez DocuseriesBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 29, 2020 | 5:07am
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American Dirt Events Keep Getting CanceledBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 29, 2020 | 4:01am
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David Schwimmer Says He Pushed for More Diversity on FriendsBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 29, 2020 | 2:15am
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Sorry Jay-Z, This Suit Is PinkBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 29, 2020 | 12:55am
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Mike Pompeo Says Mean Lady Reporters Can't Come on His Super Fun Airplane TripBy Emily AlfordJanuary 28, 2020 | 11:00pm
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Michael Bloomberg Meets A Dog For What Can Only Be the Very First TimeBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 28, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Elle Duncan Had a Feelings Talk and Now We're Suffering Through #GirlDadsBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 28, 2020 | 9:45pm
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4 Looks for Being Exiled to the MoonBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 28, 2020 | 9:20pm
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The Washington Post's Troll Playbook Isn't Just Outdated, It's Malicious [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseJanuary 28, 2020 | 9:00pm
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Canadian Murderer Encouraged to Visit Sex Workers by Parole Officer Kills Sex WorkerBy Emily AlfordJanuary 28, 2020 | 8:33pm
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Has Book Criticism Become Incredibly Spicy Lately?By Hazel CillsJanuary 28, 2020 | 7:30pm
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Stay Away From Him, Get a Job!!!By Joan SummersJanuary 28, 2020 | 6:45pm
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ProPublica Releases a List of 6,754 Priests Accused of Sexual AbuseBy Emily AlfordJanuary 28, 2020 | 6:00pm
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Degrassi's Co-Creator Taught Teens That Growing Up Could Be WeirdBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 28, 2020 | 5:00pm
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Is This Shoe OK? Maison Margiela's Tabi Boot x Reebok Instapump Fury SneakerBy Maria ShermanJanuary 28, 2020 | 4:30pm
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Justin Bieber Just Really Loves Kissing His WifeBy Joan SummersJanuary 28, 2020 | 4:00pm
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South Dakota Legislator Pushing Anti-Trans Bill Compared Gender-Affirming Care to Nazi Medical ExperimentsBy Esther WangJanuary 28, 2020 | 3:25pm
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OK Boomer, Let's Find Love (on The Bachelor)By Maria ShermanJanuary 28, 2020 | 3:00pm
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Chipotle Fined Over $1 Million for Child Labor ViolationsBy Lauren EvansJanuary 28, 2020 | 4:55am
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Woman With Coronavirus Symptoms Dodges Security to Eat in Michelin-Starred RestaurantBy Lauren EvansJanuary 28, 2020 | 3:50am
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Irina Shayk Is Not Afraid to Cut TiesBy Lauren EvansJanuary 28, 2020 | 1:15am
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John Bolton is Really Going All Out on His Book TourBy Esther WangJanuary 27, 2020 | 11:00pm
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There Is No Such Thing as 'Equal but Different' Gender RolesBy Emily AlfordJanuary 27, 2020 | 10:11pm
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How to Talk About Kobe Bryant’s LegacyBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 27, 2020 | 8:25pm
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Prince Andrew Has in Fact Provided 'Zero Cooperation' to Federal InvestigatorsBy Kelly FairclothJanuary 27, 2020 | 7:00pm
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Oprah Has Read the Comments About the American Dirt ProtestsBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 27, 2020 | 6:45pm
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The Brexit Coin Is Further Proof of a Coming DystopiaBy Emily AlfordJanuary 27, 2020 | 6:30pm
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Justin Bieber's Show Seasons Refuses to Dig DeeperBy Hazel CillsJanuary 27, 2020 | 6:00pm
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Lana Del Rey Maybe Got Her Grammys Dress at Dillard's, Which RulesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 27, 2020 | 5:11pm
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The Grammys Did Not Ask FKA twigs to Sing (But Should Have)By Maria ShermanJanuary 27, 2020 | 4:09pm
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Do You Think Priyanka Chopra Helped Nick Jonas Clean His Teeth at the Grammys?By Joan SummersJanuary 27, 2020 | 3:05pm
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The Recording Academy Claims It'll Do Better, Even Though It Probably Won'tBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 27, 2020 | 1:30pm
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Here Are Your 2020 Grammy WinnersBy Maria ShermanJanuary 27, 2020 | 4:43am
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The Spotted Pig Might Close Following Sexual Harassment SettlementBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 27, 2020 | 4:25am
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Teens, Rise Up! Lil Nas X Watched Chowder After School With the Rest of UsBy Joan SummersJanuary 27, 2020 | 3:31am
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Brazil's Government Tells Teens to Save Sex for MarriageBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 27, 2020 | 3:05am
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John Bolton's Book Reportedly Confirms Trump Did the Big CrimeBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 27, 2020 | 1:10am
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Open Thread: Thank U, Next! It's the 2020 Grammy AwardsBy Jezebel StaffJanuary 27, 2020 | 12:55am
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Newspaper Defies Odds, Proves It Is in Fact Possible to Endorse Just One CandidateBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 26, 2020 | 10:45pm
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According to Trump's Spiritual Advisor It's Apparently Okay to Ask God to Terminate Pregnancies as Long as They're SatanicBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 26, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Drowning in Ruffles and Sequins On the 62nd Grammys Red CarpetBy Joan SummersJanuary 26, 2020 | 8:07pm
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Kobe Bryant Reportedly Dead in Helicopter Crash [Updated]By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 26, 2020 | 7:42pm
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Silicon Valley CEO Clarifies Outrageous Job Posting Looking for a Nanny: 'I Need a Wife'By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 26, 2020 | 7:30pm
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Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan's Kid Can Be an Influencer but Only If They Both AgreeBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 26, 2020 | 6:00am
- Saturday Night Social: I'm (this) babyBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 25, 2020 | 11:00pm
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This Chic Skeleton Is Honestly a Better Passenger Than I Ever Will BeBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 25, 2020 | 10:30pm
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If AOC Can't Be the Present, There's Hope 'She Is the Future'By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 25, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Zola Premiered at Sundance and I Need to See It ImmediatelyBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 25, 2020 | 8:20pm
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Taylor Swift Won't Perform 'The Man' at the Grammys Because Of, Well, The Man at the GrammysBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 25, 2020 | 6:30pm
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President Trump Is Shit at Keeping His Lies StraightBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 24, 2020 | 11:30pm
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Your Most Ridiculous BreakupBy Maria ShermanJanuary 24, 2020 | 11:00pm
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The Captain Marvel Sequel Is Official, But Can It Compete With a New National TreasureBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 24, 2020 | 10:30pm
- Do Not Attempt to Stifle Megan Thee Stallion's TwerkingBy Maria ShermanJanuary 24, 2020 | 10:00pm
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Collectively, the Jezebel Staff Is Almost Qualified to Work as a Rich Person's Butler/NannyBy Emily AlfordJanuary 24, 2020 | 9:20pm
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Elizabeth Wurtzel Understood that Mental Health Is a Crucial Part of Women's RightsBy Galt NiederhofferJanuary 24, 2020 | 8:42pm
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HHS Is the Anti-Abortion 'Department of Life' Now, According to Alex AzarBy Esther WangJanuary 24, 2020 | 7:30pm
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Death to Blue 'Period Blood' in Maxi Pad AdsBy Hazel CillsJanuary 24, 2020 | 7:00pm
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Who Are You in the Gwyneth Paltrow Vehicle Contagion?By Joan SummersJanuary 24, 2020 | 6:30pm