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- By Dodai StewartNovember 13, 2012 | 12:15am
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- By Dodai StewartNovember 12, 2012 | 9:15pm
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- By Dodai StewartNovember 12, 2012 | 7:20pm
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- The East Coast Rapist's Story, in His Own Horrible WordsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 12, 2012 | 4:30pm
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- The Simpsons Effectively Mocks Karl Rove's Election Night TantrumBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 12, 2012 | 3:50pm
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- College Students Engaged in Terrifying New Practice of Drinking Alcohol Before They Drink AlcoholBy Lindy WestNovember 12, 2012 | 3:00pm
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- We're Not in Kansas Anymore: Dorothy's Dress Sells For Serious CashBy Laura BeckNovember 12, 2012 | 4:00am
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- Pretty Cool: Seeing Body Diversity Makes Us More Comfortable With Diverse BodiesBy Laura BeckNovember 12, 2012 | 1:30am
- Sunday Sign-Off: Take a Trip Back to the Roaring 20sBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 11:30pm
- All Hail the King of the Scottish ThighlandsBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 10:45pm
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- By Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 9:15pm
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- Denmark Backslides Down a Sugar-Coated Slippery Slope and Vows to Abolish Fatty-Food TaxBy Doug BarryNovember 11, 2012 | 7:30pm
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- Saturday Night Social: We're In Good Hands With Anne Hathaway And RihannaBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Paula Broadwell's Husband Might Have Written Chuck Klosterman For Advice About Her Affair With David PetraeusBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 10:00pm
- By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 9:30pm
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- By Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 7:45pm
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- Can Olds Have Long Hair?! A Super-Important InvestigationBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 7:00pm
- There's No Female Bond Because Women Don't Ever Just Bang Someone For The Fun Of It, DoyBy Anna BreslawNovember 10, 2012 | 6:30pm
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- The Night Belongs to Sisqo (Sorry)By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 11:40pm
- You Might Hear That Confirmed Bachelor George Clooney Is Gay, But Never That He's an Old MaidBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 11:25pm
- By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 11:00pm
- TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 10:45pm
- Michelle Obama the Person Is Awesome. Michelle Obama the Song Is Terrible.By Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 10:30pm
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- Thousands Show Up at Funeral for Two Little Boys Who Drowned During HurricaneBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 10:00pm
- For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Here's a Baby Elephant Playing in a BathtubBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 9:45pm
- Democracy Porn Trussed Up in Spielbergian Schmaltz: I Fucking Love LincolnBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 9:30pm
- Emoticons as Demonstrated by CatsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 9:15pm
- PETA Goes After Honey Boo Boo for Naming Her Pet Chicken 'Nugget'By Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 9, 2012 | 9:00pm
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- Women Don't 'Fight Back' Against Harassment as Much as We Think We Do, and That's Just FineBy Lindy WestNovember 9, 2012 | 7:10pm
- By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 6:50pm
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- Nicole Westbrook's Epic Thanksgiving Song Puts Rebecca Black to ShameBy Madeleine DaviesNovember 9, 2012 | 6:10pm
- Researchers Shocked to Find That Hookup Culture Is BullshitBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 5:50pm
- Racist Teens Forced to Answer for Tweets About the 'Nigger' PresidentBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyNovember 9, 2012 | 5:30pm
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- The New Annie Is Adorable (Sandy's a Cutie, Too)By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2012 | 4:40pm
- Watching Steel Magnolias Makes Him Cry: Cory Booker Is Just Like UsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:15pm
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- San Francisco Might Be the First Ever City to Cover Sex Surgeries for Uninsured Transgender ResidentsBy Katie J.M. BakerNovember 9, 2012 | 3:25pm
- Cincinnati Deliciously Torn Apart by Pumpkin Pie WarsBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 3:00pm
- Thanks for Nothing: Romney Canceled Staff Credit Cards Before They Even Got Home on TuesdayBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 2:30pm
- Adele Doesn't Care About Her Weight and Probably Has Better Sex Than YouBy Anna BreslawNovember 9, 2012 | 2:00pm
- South Korean Activists Air Drop Condoms Into North KoreaBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:55am
- Obama Gives Best Dad Speech Ever to Volunteers; Gets Something Stuck in His EyeBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 4:00am
- Men Get Rad Calculator Watches, Ladies Get Shitty Gift with PurchaseBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 3:00am
- A Cat Came in Third in Virginia's Senate RaceBy Laura BeckNovember 9, 2012 | 2:00am