The Night Belongs to Sisqo (Sorry)

By Katie J.M. Baker  |  November 9, 2012 | 11:40pm
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WHAT A WEEK. First, of course, the election. Now, in the past hour or so, former CIA Director David Petraeus, the former incoming Lockheed Martin CEO, AND the Waffle House Chairman have all become implicated in extramarital affairs. Anyone else?

I was going to say tonight belongs to Hedy Lamarr, the Austrian-American actress who orgasmed on screen and co-invented an early form of spread-spectrum communications technology (lady was multi-talented), but it’s been a long week and there’s someone else who has a birthday today: Sisqo.

When I was about 11 years old, my best friend thought Sisqo was hot, and thus, so did I, which means I still have Sisqo stickers stuck on the mirror in my childhood bedroom that I can’t get off. Now, I will symbolically leave YOU, dear readers, with the above song stuck in your head.

Have a great weekend!

 
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