Let’s Check in on Jordon Hudson, Shall We?

According to TMZ, Bill Belichick's better half is working on a written and audio-visual work tentatively titled "Razor (Ophidian's Version)." Her mind!

By Audra Heinrichs | September 24, 2025 | 11:56am

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Let’s Check in on Jordon Hudson, Shall We?

As one of Jordon Hudson‘s most ardent defenders, I’m thrilled to report that my favorite girlboss, accused elder abuser, and Miss Maine’s second runner-up has been in the lab of late…

On Wednesday, TMZ reported that Bill Belichick‘s better half has created an LLC called “Spring Street Seafood Company,” according to a recent filing in Massachusetts. Contrary to the name, Hudson isn’t following in her fisherman father’s footsteps, nor is she entering the culinary industry. Instead, the first project associated with the business is a written and audio-visual work tentatively titled “Razor (Ophidian’s Version),” per a description attached to the filing. Ophidian, if you didn’t know, is a fancy word for snake. I guess all those North Carolina blue snakeskin ensembles were clues. Only a Swiftie, man…

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Curiously, Us Weekly featured Hudson as its cover story this week. While the story doesn’t include an exclusive interview with Hudson herself, it did compile a number of quotes from several acquaintances—from former teammates to bosses—as a sort of character study. Take Emily Rodriguez, who cheered with Hudson between 2019 and 2021. To the magazine, Rodriguez described Hudson as a “really good teammate” and “someone I could look up to.”

“If somebody asks for something, she’s like, ‘What do you need, girl?’” Rodriguez said of Hudson. Another former teammate, Crista Paulauskas, intimated that while Hudson’s drive to succeed might be threatening to some, it wasn’t to her.

“I never found her intimidating,” she said. “She was willing to help anyone who needed it.”

Hudson’s former boss at a hair salon, Dougie Freeman, also spoke to the magazine. Hudson, by his estimation, was a dedicated employee. “She has a great work ethic and she’s a very gifted artist and is patient and gentle,” Freeman said. “[That] was great for business, of course. She was very beautiful, and still is.” Freeman also noted that Hudson would even, on occasion, wear her Miss Massachusetts sash around the salon. (She was the third runner-up at the Miss Massachusetts Teen competition in 2020.) You couldn’t pay me to hate this woman.

Frankly, I can’t wait to see [Jordon’s version] of the future.

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