In our last installment of Lifetime Movie Cartoons, we examined the true-ish history of Will and Kate’s courtship as reconceived by the great minds at LMN. Today we’re back to the Lifetime genre in its purest form: pure fiction. Even better, it’s the classic tale of a love triangle gone wrong. Lies, betrayal, hydrophobia -– if there’s an archetype missing, it’s only because they used it in the last Lifetime movie. So dust off your hankies and raise your ice cream spoons, it’s time for (drumroll please): Another! Woman’s! Husband!