May 13 Week In Review

Unapologetic Mother Gives Botox Injections To 8-Year-Old Daughter

A mother who’s been administering botox injections on her own daughter’s face – for purely aesthetic reasons, mind you – has decided to share her side of the situation on morning television. What the fucking fuck. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Random Chick Claims She Miscarried Matt Bellamy’s Fetus

This week, Katie Holmes is unofficially officially pregnant; Pippa Middleton is secretly engaged; Prince Harry has told Chelsy Davy that she’s “next”; Brad’s got a new tatto, inspired by Angelina; and Muse singer Matthew Bellamy got some girl pregnant right before he started shtupping Kate Hudson. More »

How To Paint Your Nails With Stripes

Brightly colored stripes were all over the spring collections, but I strongly suspect I’d feel like a tool wearing most of those things in a year. So…I set myself the challenge of incorporating stripes into my look in a far cheaper, and reassuringly temporary, way. Striped nails! Here’s how I did it. More »

Is Semen Really An Antidepressant?

The supposed antidepressant properties of semen have been getting a lot of press lately. We decided to find out if splooge will really boost your mood. More »

Lifetime Movie Cartoons: Another Woman’s Husband

In our last installment of Lifetime Movie Cartoons, we examined the true-ish history of Will and Kate’s courtship as reconceived by the great minds at LMN. Today we’re back to the Lifetime genre in its purest form: pure fiction. More »

How Lady Gaga Repealed Don’t Ask Don’t Tell

Lady Gaga is talking politics again – this time, immigration politics. You could be skeptical about the impact a celebrity could have on the political conversation – or you could look at certain other examples, including Gaga with the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell repeal. More »

What Went Wrong With Sarah Palin?

Once upon a time, Sarah Palin was a genuinely effective, bipartisan legislator. No, really. More »

The Leotards, Sparkles, And Feathers Of Eurovision 2011

The Eurovision Song Contest is in full swing in Düsseldorf, with the Semi-Final taking place tonight. We review the glory that was last night’s dress rehearsal. More »

How To Play Matchmaker

Sometimes, you really want to set your single friends up with each other. But how to do it in a way that’s not awkward? And what if it backfires? Today, we answer these questions and more. More »

Is Kate Hudson Coasting On Cuteness?

Something Borrowed made about $13.2 million this weekend. Sounds like a lot of money, but it’s much, much less than Thor, which raked in $66 million – and a little bit less than Jumping The Broom, which earned $13.7 million, and played in fewer theaters. Plus, Something Borrowed cost about $35 million to make, so it’s got a long way to go before turning a profit. (Jumping The Broom‘s budget was a mere $6 mil.) What is going on with Kate Hudson’s career? Is she coasting along on cuteness? More »

Meghan McCain Fires Back At Sexist Turd Glenn Beck

After Glenn Beck graphically pretended to vomit on his radio show at the sight of Meghan McCain wearing a strapless dress in a recent skin cancer PSA, McCain is fighting back with an open letter to the notoriously douche-y pundit. More »