WAGS Miami is still really happening. In this next installment of the E! anthropological docu-series, we will explore the inane hierarchy of the wives, and girlfriends of professional athletes, this time, in the city of Miami.
This makes sense namely because most of the athletes on the show play for teams in Florida, so this is a natural evolution of the WAGS brand.
The ladies in Miami have your typical WAGS aesthetic of nude bodycon dresses, contouring and lip injections. Unlike Los Angeles, I’m predicting many more maxi dresses and a lot more, um body and facial augmentation. Also, abs. Dear lord, abs.
Here are your WAGS.
Hencha Voigt
From E!:
Hencha Voigt fell in and out of love with an NBA star, previously of the Boston Celtics. With a long roster of pro-athletes she’s dated, including former Miami Heat and Miami Marlins stars, Hencha is currently single and hitting the VIP party scene hard. As a fitness model and trainer, she’s been featured in numerous music videos, the TV series “Ballers,” several films, crushed many fashion runways and modeled commercially. Hencha and Metisha plan to launch a clothing line together.
It’s sort of interesting how her ex-boyfriend is not named though I’m certain we’ll find out who he is once the show starts. Some initial thoughts on Hencha: She has some very intense abs, nice hair and excellent eyebrows. It’s hard to ascertain too much else as her Instagram is comprised almost entirely of selfies, pictures of her swimwear line and shots of her abs. It should be noted, however, that she and a man named Wesley Victor were arrested last week for allegedly trying to extort YouTube vlogger YesJulz for $18,000 in exchange for her nude photographs. Hencha appeared to weigh in on the arrest vaguely on Twitter with the following:
Good luck, girl.
Claudia Sampedro
Claudia Sampedro and Julius Peppers, outside linebacker of the Green Bay Packers are inseparable. They’ve merged their blended families with an 8-month-old son together, and a 7-year-old daughter and son from each of their previous relationships. Having modeled for Maxim, FHM and many other major outlets, Claudia is famous for her insane six-pack abs and incredible booty. She’s closing in on almost one million Instagram followers.
I believe this is the very first time I’ve actually recognized the name of one of the athletes on WAGS. So, congratulations to the happy couple for being moderately famous as determined by Kara Renee Brown. Although they don’t appear to be married, because Julius is likely well paid, Claudia will probably assume the role of the Chief Wife on Miami. (In the original WAGS, that position is unofficially held by Sasha Gates. Though, she’s actually a wife.) Also, Claudia clearly joined this program for the sole reason of upping her Instagram numbers. (Speaking of, would we really call 933,000 “almost one million” followers?)
I already appreciate Claudia for looking exactly like what I assumed a Miami WAG would look like. Her abs are, indeed, bananas, but the booty? Incredible? I’m going to go with nah mostly because it almost certainly isn’t real.
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