Newly Elected Texas GOP Chair Has An Absolutely Batshit Twitter Account 

The Travis County Republican Party has just elected a new chairman, a guy named Robert Morrow. Travis County, which includes the city of Austin, is one of the largest counties in Texas, and Morrow—well, he seems like a hell of a representative for such an important, highly public position, which is why his own party is frantically trying to get him removed.

The Texas Tribune reports that Morrow won his seat Tuesday night with 54 percent of the vote, but many people weren’t happy, including vice chair Matt Mackowiak, whom the Tribune describes as “apoplectic” over the appointment:

Mackowiak, a Republican strategist, immediately announced over social media that he would do everything in his power to remove Morrow from office.

“We will explore every single option that exists, whether it be persuading him to resign, trying to force him to resign, constraining his power, removing his ability to spend money or resisting any attempt for him to access data or our social media account,” Mackowiak told the Tribune. “I’m treating this as a coup and as a hostile takeover.”

Why’s everyone so upset, you ask? Possibly because Morrow, a blogger and author, of sorts, is also an enthusiastic social media user with many interesting theories. Chief among them: Karl Rove is gay, Marco Rubio is gay, and Hillary Clinton is extra-gay—or “an angry bull dyke,” as Morrow puts it.