Orlando Bloom Admits to His Ex-Wife That Those Nude Paddleboarding Shots Were Embarrassing

In an interview with KIIS FM’s Kyle and Jackie O, which is apparently a station a whole lot of miserable people in Los Angeles listen to in their cars, Miranda Kerr was asked about her ex-husband Orlando Bloom’s recent batch of very public (and, dare I say…quite good?) nude paddleboarding photos.

What’s interesting about this revelation is that Bloom warned her about their impending release. What’s hilarious about it is that Kerr basically called him a dumbass.

Said Kerr:

“Oh my God – he texted me and he was like, ‘Um, I’m really embarrassed. Some photos are coming out. Just thought I should let you know.’ And I was like, ‘Hmm… right, what were you thinking? Seriously, what were you thinking?’”

Perhaps he was thinking, “Hmm, if I show off the bod I’ve been working on during all the free time I’ve had from not acting, maybe it’ll lead to more publicity for me and my relationship with Katy Perry, and perhaps even regained public interest.”