Paris Was a Great Place to Get Poisoned in the 17th Century
In DepthIn 1667, Paris was a filthy crime-ridden mess, and Nicolas de La Reynie was the man hired to clean it up.
As Holly Tucker tells it in City of Light, City of Poison: Murder, Magic and the First Police Chief of Paris, the state of the capital made the would-be glorious Sun King of France, Louis XIV, look bad, and he wanted it fixed. And so La Reynie was installed as lieutenant general of police and assigned to get the crime under control. The book tracks his efforts, beginning with fairly straightforward measures like lighting the streets. But gradually he realized he faced a bigger case. Imagine one of those complex modern multi-agency investigations involving violent motorcycle gangs with their fingers in narcotics and illegal weapons and God knows what else, but swap in rogue midwives, fortune-tellers, dodgy priests—and poisoners. The book reads like Law and Order: 17th Century Parisian Poisoners Unit.
La Reynie discovered that there was a neighborhood where you could go if you wanted face-whitening creams, love potions, abortions, or even a little something to make your husband drop dead. And it wasn’t just local women shopping for these services, either—sometimes it was women of the court and perhaps even mistresses of Louis XIV himself. The further La Reynie dug, the more gruesome the allegations became. How high did the Affair of the Poisons go? Was the King himself in danger?
I spoke to Tucker about the wildness of 17th century Paris and the social contexts that might’ve made poison look like an appealing solution to your problems. Our conversation has been edited for clarity and length and, in one case, a spoiler.
Jezebel: Tell me about Paris in the time you’re writing, the late 17th century. It sounds like it was basically Dodge City crossed with the Middle Ages.
Holly Tucker: Yeah, Paris is not a place you’d want to be. People have asked me if I’d ever want to go back in time to be able to spend a day in the Paris that I write about, and the answer is absolutely no. It was nasty, it was dirty, it was dangerous. People were slubbing around through mud that would be ankle high, that was full of people tossing their chamber pots out, kitchen waste, and on slaughter days sometimes in certain neighborhoods the mud would turn red. Actually, on a regular basis, the mud would turn red.
It was also dangerous, because there was no established police force during the time, and also at night there were no lights. It would be pitch dark within the city once the sun went down. The only light that you could get would be just maybe glimmers out of people’s windows. It was a really dangerous place. And of course where there’s dark and dirt and many people living on top of each other, there was also enormous violence as well.
And they’d basically just invented handguns right?
Well, guns had been around since the 16th century. But the guns actually shifted in that, through new technologies, they were able to make them smaller, and because people wearing these long robes and flowing clothing were able to tuck their guns into their long sleeves and things like that. They were also more accessible, they were much less expensive, and even though the monarchy tried desperately on a regular basis, almost every other year, to make some sort of royal decree limiting who could have guns, it always fell on deaf ears. So the more violent the city got, the more people were having weapons in their homes.
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