I Will Auto-Accept Any of These Pitches By Jia Tolentino | February 4, 2015 | 11:42pm In Depth × Copy Link Facebook X Reddit Email ! Also welcome: Guaranteed auto-publish for: Most Popular Video Evidence of Gisèle Pelicot Attacks Is As Horrifying As You'd Imagine Feel That Chill? It's Time for Our Annual Scary Story Contest Anne Hathaway Apologizes to Journalist for Being an Asshole If it’s not clear, I’m serious. I’m dead serious. Like, kill me. More from JezebelElon Musk Is Basically Working for the Trump Campaign NowCongrats to Han Kang, Whose Books Have a Little Bit Ruined My LifeI Can't Believe Trump Went on a Misogynistic Rant About Kamala Harris and Alex Cooper Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human:
