Prince Harry Thinks Pippa Middleton Is A Foxy Filly

By Dodai Stewart | July 29, 2011 | 1:00pm

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You thought royal mania had died down. You thought wrong. Apparently Prince Harry calls Pippa Middleton “Foxy Filly.” Scintillating. All this and more will be revealed in a TV special called Crazy About Pippa, which airs next week on TLC. You know, the freakshow network. As one reporter points out: “Since Pippa herself is yet to make a television appearance and certainly would not have taken part in the production of the show, it is difficult to imagine what the programme can report that our Pippa-obsessed nations do not already know.” Also, the show is being called a “documentary,” when it’s clearly a sensationalist money-grubbing spectacle conceived by opportunists. [Radar, Daily Mail]

Paz de la Huerta arrived at Manhattan Criminal Court yesterday to plead guilty to being a drunk mess, and after she passed through the metal detectors, she pulled out a bottle of lotion and proceeded to “lube up her luxurious legs.” Maybe she didn’t want to be ashy in front of the judge? A courthouse worker says: “We were riveted.” [Page Six]

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More Hunger Games images from Entertainment Weekly! Here’s Peeta looking morose in front of the bakery; and here are Katniss and Gale plotting in the woods. [EW]

At the link, you’ll find an in-depth interview with Ryan Murphy, in which he talks about Lea Michele, Chris Colfer, and Cory Monteith leaving the show and how spin-off plans fell through. He claims: “Nobody was fired. They were talked to for months about the show.” And: “I had dinner with Lea last night where we talked about it. We don’t know what we’re going to do. We were going to start talking about [the spin-off] in September and now we’re not.” [Deadline Hollywood]

Here’s the “signature curtain shot” for Two And A Half Men with Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen. [Deadline Hollywood]

Enrique Iglesias was a virgin until he was 25 and still has a lot of insecurity about his package. At a concert in Melbourne on Tuesday night, he told the crowd: “I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.” Hasn’t anyone told him it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean? [The Sun]
Bridesmaids sequel? Yeah, maybe. [NY Post]
Charlie Sheen hasn’t seen his twin sons in over a month. Charlie Sheen doesn’t recycle. Charlie Sheen hates kittens. Charlie Sheen killed Bambi’s mom. [Radar]
Just in case you were worried: Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz are still happily married; they appeared in public together, almost as though they were mere mortals. [Page Six]
Patricia Clarkson is joining the cast of Parks and Recreation as Tammy 1. [TV Line]
Oh Ryan Kwanten. You are so hot as Jason Stackhouse on True Blood. But as a superhero in Griff the Invisible? Meh. [Just Jared]
Nicky Hilton and boyfriend David Katzenberg: Dunzo. [Page Six]
“Some people say I’m a washed-up whore, some people say I’m a crackhead. It’s been a crazy way to reinvent myself, but I love my birds, and I will be successful no matter what I do.” — Heidi Fleiss has parrots, and a new show about those parrots on Animal Planet. [New York Times]