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Aw, I want them to mythbust whether or not the President is actually made of muslin, like I’ve heard.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Three-Timing Miner Offered Deal With Cheating Website:
Don’t do it, Yonni! Hold out for a TLC reality show. Suggested titles: ‘Hole Lotta Love’ or ‘A Miner Indescretion.’
Better yet — have kids with all of these ladies and start a baseball team. Then they can call it ‘Miner League.’
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Wal-Mart Bans Kanye West’s Nightmarish New Album Cover:
From my theory of this being done by a horny 13-year-old I would say this:
This painting is super kick ass, because like you see the monster and it’s all like ” I came here to kill you but I love you so much. Oh Kanye, I want to fuck you so bad because your music is so amazing. ” and Kanye’s all like “Oh man monster thing you’re damn fine and that Dalmatian tail is totally turning me on, lets fuck till forever.” and then like because he’s awesome he’ll be fucking the monster thing and drinking a beer and letting his friends watch.
It doesn’t have to have anything to do with music, look at it, it’s so kick ass! It’s Kanye fucking a monster thing while drinking a beer, it totally sums up how awesome and powerful he is. I’m thinking of putting it on deviantart and like trying to sell it.
Also don’t tell anyone I stole the supplies from Mrs. Lewis’s art room she’ll totally flip shit, she hates me already because I did that drawing of boobies last week with a sharpie and it went through the paper and stained the desk so I got sent to the principals office, she’s so lame.
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