Reader Roundup: Police Threatened By John Mayer's White Supremacist Dick
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• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Giada De Laurentiis Denies Relationship With John Mayer:
If people thought I was in a relationship with John Mayer, or his white power dick, I’d be pissed too.
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to “Sports Mom” Dines, Dashes, Threatens Cop With Dildo:
Who knew John Mayer could fit inside a desk drawer?!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to “Sports Mom” Dines, Dashes, Threatens Cop With Dildo:
The dine ‘n dash?
The dildo joust?
The Hall of Fame photo?
Sounds like an Sports Mom to me!
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Study: Zero Percent Of Lesbian Moms Abuse Their Kids:
While the children reported no instances of physical abuse, a surprisingly large number were forced to endure workshops for activities such as “cat acupuncture” and “goddess quilting.”
• Best Comment Of The Day in response to Study: Zero Percent Of Lesbian Moms Abuse Their Kids:
Rates of “But mooooom!” and “I don’t care what your friends are wearing, you are not going out of the house looking like that” were on par with the control group.
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