Fire up the morning with this footage, and you will feel as though you just mainlined 17 espressos and also five pounds of coke!! I have seen few things more terrifying than a disheveled Roseanne ripping a butt, groaning, wincing, covering her face, and then bellowing:
“I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHIIIITE GOD DAMN IT! I THOUGHT THE BITCH WAS WHITE! FUCK!”
According to TMZ, the man asking Roseanne the questions is her son, Jake, who appears to be inquiring about a previous video that we have been unable to find. This video, staged as a sit-down studio interview, is titled “Roseanne explains the Valerie Jarrett tweet.”
I’m not sure why my immediate reaction to the rich being minorly inconvenienced is a silent ahhahahaha motherfuckers, but my day is a bit brighter for the news that a handful of unnamed “VIPs” missed half of Janelle Monáe’s show while they were stuck in an elevator. I hope they were MISERABLE.
