Saturday evening! Valentine’s Day is over so candy is 75% off, Ellen Page came out, and I spent the entirety of my shift in a guinea pig t-shirt listening to female singer-songwriters of the 90s, the best of whom may be Tori Amos, the patron saint of red hair dye and going “ah-ah-ah” after every phrase. Awesome! Let’s celebrate her by singing “Cornflake Girl” as loud as we can until the neighbors make us stop.