"Ted Cruz"

• splinter Ted Cruz's Attempt at a Simpsons Joke Turns Into a Spectacular Self-Own By Isha Aran February 22, 2018 | 9:19pm
• splinter Ted Cruz's Hypocrisy About Roy Moore Is a Master Class in Being Human Garbage By Rafi Schwartz December 1, 2017 | 2:14pm
• politics Ted Cruz Liked a Porn Tweet and I Can't Even Decide Which Joke to Say  By Ellie Shechet September 12, 2017 | 2:05pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Is Bringing His Unique Brand of Hypocritical Evil to the Hurricane Harvey Crisis By Anne Branigin August 28, 2017 | 8:50pm
• politics > news-politics Feel a Moment of Peace Watching Ted Cruz Get Kicked Off Stage Mid-Speech By Stassa Edwards June 8, 2017 | 10:00pm
• splinter Please Enjoy This Short Video of Ted Cruz Being Humiliated in Public By Rafi Schwartz June 8, 2017 | 9:00pm
• politics Like Everyone Else, Al Franken Hates Ted Cruz By Stassa Edwards June 1, 2017 | 4:15pm
• splinter No One Loves Anything as Much as Al Franken Loves Dunking on Ted Cruz By Rafi Schwartz May 24, 2017 | 5:43pm
• splinter Watch Sally Yates Hand Ted Cruz His Ass By Rafi Schwartz May 8, 2017 | 8:47pm
• politics Trump Takes the Only Thing Ted Cruz Has Left: His Precious Soup By Ashley Feinberg February 23, 2017 | 6:25pm
• splinter Ted Cruz made this stunningly hypocritical comment about Democrats and the Supreme Court By Rafi Schwartz February 1, 2017 | 2:30pm
• splinter Ted Cruz is creeping everyone out with the gross, sexual way he talks about queso dip By Charles Pulliam-Moore December 7, 2016 | 9:24pm
• politics Former Ted Cruz Aide Asks Why Cruz and GOP Didn't Defend Women From Trump By Ellie Shechet October 26, 2016 | 3:10pm
• politics Ted Cruz Very Upset By the Trump Video Because It Didn't Come Out in Time to Help Him By Gabrielle Bluestone October 9, 2016 | 8:19pm
• splinter Ted Cruz phone banking for Donald Trump is the most pathetic thing we've seen all day By Katherine Krueger October 6, 2016 | 6:30pm
• politics Oh My God, Ted Cruz Is Such a Drama Queen  By Ellie Shechet September 26, 2016 | 2:05pm
• politics Oh My God, Ted Cruz Is Such a Drama Queen  By Ellie Shechet September 26, 2016 | 2:05pm
• splinter We found the original draft of Ted Cruz's endorsement of Donald Trump!!! By Katie McDonough September 23, 2016 | 8:21pm
• splinter Ted Cruz may shut down the government over domain names By Fusion Staff September 14, 2016 | 6:04pm
• splinter Who controls the internet? Ted Cruz's fantasy vs. the reality By Fusion Staff September 6, 2016 | 2:36pm
• politics Day 4 of the Republican National Convention: Ted Cruz Snubs Trump, Gets Wildly Booed By Stassa Edwards July 21, 2016 | 12:55pm
• politics Day 4 of the Republican National Convention: Ted Cruz Snubs Trump, Gets Wildly Booed By Stassa Edwards July 21, 2016 | 12:55pm
• splinter Ted Cruz sent the RNC into a total meltdown after refusing to endorse Donald Trump By Fusion Staff July 21, 2016 | 5:11am
• splinter The RNC's third day was totally nuts—and not just because of Ted Cruz By Fusion Staff July 21, 2016 | 3:57am
• splinter Here are some of the many terrible things Ted Cruz has said about Donald Trump By Patrick Hogan July 21, 2016 | 2:21am