"Ted Cruz"

• politics Crying Ted Cruz Supporters Regret Nothing By Ellie Shechet May 16, 2016 | 4:25pm
• politics Crying Ted Cruz Supporters Regret Nothing By Ellie Shechet May 16, 2016 | 4:25pm
• splinter On a scale of zero to 1 billion, how awkward is it going to be for Ted Cruz to go back to the Senate? By Katie McDonough May 4, 2016 | 3:10am
• latest Ted Cruz Drops Out Following Trump Win in Indiana By Lauren Evans May 4, 2016 | 12:23am
• latest Ted Cruz Drops Out Following Trump Win in Indiana By Lauren Evans May 4, 2016 | 12:23am
• politics Ted Cruz With Food By Joanna Rothkopf May 2, 2016 | 9:05pm
• politics Ted Cruz With Food By Joanna Rothkopf May 2, 2016 | 9:05pm
• splinter Ted Cruz threatens ‘you suck!’ heckler with a good ol’ fashioned spanking By Rafi Schwartz May 2, 2016 | 5:37pm
• politics Here's Ted Cruz Pretending He Doesn't See Carly Fiorina Fall Off a Stage By Joanna Rothkopf May 2, 2016 | 4:25pm
• politics Here's Ted Cruz Pretending He Doesn't See Carly Fiorina Fall Off a Stage By Joanna Rothkopf May 2, 2016 | 4:25pm
• splinter Bathroom laws are 'not about the Caitlyn Jenners of the world,' Ted Cruz declares By Fusion Staff May 1, 2016 | 6:47pm
• splinter This GOP bigwig just said Ted Cruz was a 'miserable son of a bitch' By Rafi Schwartz April 28, 2016 | 2:27pm
• splinter Elizabeth Warren just wrecked Ted Cruz in an epic 12-part tweetstorm By Fusion Staff April 20, 2016 | 3:19pm
• splinter Cartoon: Why Ted Cruz is more extreme than you think By Jen Sorensen April 19, 2016 | 6:02pm
• politics All of Ted Cruz's 'Friends' Ignored Him At Dinner  By Joanna Rothkopf April 15, 2016 | 2:15pm
• politics Watch Ted Cruz's Tiny Daughters Attempt to Make Daddy Appear Less Terrifying By Ellie Shechet April 14, 2016 | 2:33pm
• splinter Ted Cruz once tried to take away your right to masturbate with sex toys By Fusion Staff April 13, 2016 | 8:24pm
• politics A Brief and Joyful Update on Fuckin' Craig Mazin, Ted Cruz's Wonderful College Roommate  By Anna Merlan April 13, 2016 | 3:15pm
• politics Are You Surprised That Ted Cruz Once Fought Passionately Against Dildos? By Joanna Rothkopf April 13, 2016 | 2:00pm
• splinter Top Donald Trump strategist accuses Ted Cruz of 'Gestapo tactics' By Fusion Staff April 10, 2016 | 5:19pm
• splinter Ted Cruz looks totally cool and relatable while touring this Brooklyn matzah bakery By Fusion Staff April 7, 2016 | 9:53pm
• politics Ted Cruz to New York: We're Cool, Right Baby? New York to Ted Cruz: No  By Joanna Rothkopf April 7, 2016 | 2:30pm
• latest Ted Cruz: 'I Have Always Been Faithful to My Wife' By Rachel Vorona Cote April 5, 2016 | 2:00am
• splinter 2016's most disturbing phase is definitely the 'Ted Cruz sex scandal' phase By Jack Mirkinson March 26, 2016 | 1:53pm
• splinter That time Donald Trump threatened Ted Cruz's wife, and also some voting happened By Fusion Staff March 23, 2016 | 1:04pm