"Ted Cruz"

• entertainment > tv-entertainment Ted Cruz and His Famous False Eyelashes Popped by Saturday Night Live By Harron Walker October 10, 2021 | 7:53pm
• latest Dangerous Anti-Capitalists Ted Cruz, Josh Hawley, and Mike Lee Are Trying to Cancel Baseball By Emily Alford April 13, 2021 | 9:02pm
• politics > news-politics No Ted Cruz, the Equality Act is Not a 'War On Women' By Esther Wang March 17, 2021 | 7:30pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Just Wants Everyone to 'Lighten Up,' Confirms 'Heidi's Pretty Pissed' About the Leaked Texts By Ashley Reese February 23, 2021 | 4:45pm
• politics Ted Cruz Is Literally Addicted to Fucking Up By Harron Walker February 21, 2021 | 8:07pm
• politics Don't Cancel Ted Cruz for Cancún, Whine Conservatives Probably Desperate for an Invite Next Time By Esther Wang February 19, 2021 | 4:27pm
• politics Ted Cruz's Neighbors Must Really Hate Him By Justice Namaste February 19, 2021 | 1:25am
• politics As the Father of Daughters, Sen. Ted Cruz Simply Had to Go on Vacation [UPDATED] By Ashley Reese February 18, 2021 | 6:25pm
• politics Is Ted Cruz Hanging Out In Cancun While His Constituents Are Freezing and Starving? [Updated] By Ashley Reese February 18, 2021 | 3:00pm
• politics Hey, What Is Going On With Ted Cruz's Hair By Megan Reynolds February 12, 2021 | 9:00pm
• latest Rep. Katie Porter Ventures Into Ted Cruz's Head, Finds an Empty Whiteboard By Shannon Melero January 26, 2021 | 5:15pm
• politics > news-politics It's a New Day In America and Ted Cruz Is Still an Irredeemable Dumbass By Ashley Reese January 21, 2021 | 3:50pm
• latest Turns Out the Zodiac Killer's Cipher Does Not Say 'Hi, It's Me, Ted Cruz' By Emily Alford December 11, 2020 | 9:40pm
• politics Ted Cruz Is Mad That 'Lazy' Democrats Refused to Attend His Covid Party By Shannon Melero October 14, 2020 | 5:08pm
• politics Chris Cuomo Wants to Know Why Ted Cruz Is Such a Punk By Ashley Reese October 1, 2020 | 3:30pm
• politics Ted Cruz Is Still a Fucking Jerk By Esther Wang September 23, 2020 | 2:30pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Does One Reasonable Thing By Rebecca Fishbein March 9, 2020 | 2:00am
• politics > news-politics How Nice of Ted Cruz to Support Reproductive Freedom! By Rebecca Fishbein February 17, 2020 | 6:40pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Simply Can't Stop Embarrassing Himself By Rafi Schwartz September 5, 2019 | 9:49pm
• splinter Ted Cruz's Support of Ghoulish Immigration Policies Even Follows Him to LAX By Caitlin Cruz July 28, 2019 | 10:18pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Has a Genius Plan to Take Down Antifa By Samantha Grasso July 23, 2019 | 7:29pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Can't Stop Creeping on AOC By Paul Blest June 12, 2019 | 6:37pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Admits to Savoring the Taste of Human Flesh As a Joke, I Guess By Rafi Schwartz June 6, 2019 | 9:17pm
• splinter Ilhan Omar Smacking Ted Cruz Down Is Deeply Satisfying By Samantha Grasso April 29, 2019 | 2:35pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Thinks He's Funny By Prachi Gupta April 1, 2019 | 10:30pm