"Ted Cruz"

• politics Ted Cruz Claims That One Person Likes His Beard By Clio Chang January 9, 2019 | 6:24pm
• politics 48 Pictures of Ted Cruz’s Mouth for His 48th Birthday By Tracy Thompson December 21, 2018 | 4:30pm
• politics > news-politics Let's Check in on Ted Cruz By Clio Chang December 6, 2018 | 2:15pm
• politics Something Is Growing on Ted Cruz's Face By Lauren Evans November 27, 2018 | 1:37pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Holds on to His Senate Seat For Now  By Frida Garza November 7, 2018 | 3:18am
• splinter Is This Ted Cruz's Last Hurrah? By Christopher Hooks November 6, 2018 | 7:04pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Tries to Smear Beto O’Rourke With Extremely Dumb Conspiracy By Molly Osberg November 2, 2018 | 8:23pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Lets His Fascist Buddy Know He's Still Got His Full Support By Paul Blest November 1, 2018 | 1:47pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Confesses  By Ashley Reese October 31, 2018 | 11:00pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz Made Heidi Cruz Play an Aladdin Song at Their Wedding By Katie McDonough October 18, 2018 | 2:10pm
• politics > news-politics Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Have Found an Ideal Location for a Hellmouth to Open Up and Swallow Us All  By Ashley Reese October 16, 2018 | 5:20pm
• politics > news-politics Time for Some Ted Cruz News By Ashley Reese September 25, 2018 | 5:06pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Got Heckled Out of a D.C. Restaurant by Activists Protesting Kavanaugh By Sophie Weiner September 25, 2018 | 12:47pm
• politics > news-politics A Recent History of Ted Cruz Trying and Failing to Be Likable  By Esther Wang September 10, 2018 | 6:20pm
• politics > news-politics David Hogg Got People to Donate $10K to Post Up a Giant Trump Ted Cruz Tweet in Texas By Rebecca Fishbein September 3, 2018 | 3:30am
• splinter GoFundMe Raises $10,000 for Billboard Owning Ted Cruz and Trump  By Sophie Weiner September 3, 2018 | 2:20am
• politics > news-politics O'Shit, Beto Is Within 1 Point of Ted Cruz Now By Ashley Reese August 28, 2018 | 5:42pm
• splinter Beto O'Rourke Is Trailing Ted Cruz By Only Four Points  By Sophie Weiner August 22, 2018 | 11:10pm
• splinter We Apparently Have Ted Cruz to Thank for Trump Pardoning Dinesh D'Souza By Emma Roller May 31, 2018 | 9:11pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Debases Himself for Daddy Trump Once More in a Groveling Time 100 Blurb By Libby Watson April 19, 2018 | 2:51pm
• splinter Congrats to Ted Cruz for Asking the Worst Question of the Entire Facebook Hearing By Libby Watson April 10, 2018 | 9:01pm
• splinter Watch This Woman Floor Ted Cruz by Asking Him a Simple Question on Healthcare By Splinter Video April 9, 2018 | 10:30pm
• politics People Hate Ted Cruz $6.7 Million Much  By Ashley Reese April 3, 2018 | 6:19pm
• splinter Ted Cruz Continues His Perfect Streak of Brutal Self-Owns By Isha Aran March 7, 2018 | 8:25pm
• politics Ted Cruz Compares Democrats to Lisa Simpson, Doesn't Realize It's a Compliment By Ashley Reese February 22, 2018 | 11:00pm