"America"

• latest America's First Ever Hindu Congresswoman Will Take the Oath of Office Over the Bhagavad Gita By Erin Gloria Ryan November 7, 2012 | 11:20pm
• latest Obama's Victory Speech (Feat. Flag Head Lady): America, You Better Work By Laura Beck November 7, 2012 | 6:59am
• latest What America Needs Now: Clinton/Booker 2016 By Jezebel November 2, 2012 | 6:05pm
• latest The 'Pussification' of America: Trinity College's Greek Houses Go Co-Ed By Katie J.M. Baker October 25, 2012 | 9:30pm
• latest Homophobic Boy Scouts of America Actually Harbored Thousands of Child Molesters By Erin Gloria Ryan October 18, 2012 | 5:05pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Justin Bieber's Stolen Laptop and Possible Dick Pics Confuse America By Anna Breslaw October 13, 2012 | 3:30pm
• latest Birth Rates Are Falling; Soon America Will Consist of Only Three People and Four Billion Feral Cats By Doug Barry October 3, 2012 | 1:30pm
• latest America Is Facing an Obesity Dystopia in 2030 By Doug Barry September 19, 2012 | 2:25am
• latest America's Parents Prank Kids With Intentionally Horrible Back-to-School Outfits By Madeleine Davies September 5, 2012 | 4:30pm
• celebrities > news Ann Curry Thinks She May Have Been Fired for Trying to ‘Perk Up America’ with a Polychromatic Dress By Doug Barry August 9, 2012 | 2:25am
• latest Adorable Cheetah Cubs Get Named After America's Fastest Olympians By Madeleine Davies August 7, 2012 | 2:00pm
• latest 10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is America's Sexiest Douchebag By Erin Gloria Ryan August 2, 2012 | 7:30pm
• latest America's Patriotic Ralph Lauren Olympic Uniforms Were Made in China By Jenna Sauers July 13, 2012 | 6:35pm
• latest America Finally Gives Up Hope on Ever Achieving Orgasm By Erin Gloria Ryan July 12, 2012 | 8:45pm
• latest America's Most Evil Governor Asks Supreme Court to Take Health Care Away from Gays By Erin Gloria Ryan July 9, 2012 | 9:10pm
• latest Here Are The 18 Countries That Beat America In Quality Of Having-A-Vagina Life By Anna Breslaw July 7, 2012 | 9:00pm
• celebrities > dirt-bag Hollywood Weeps for Andy Griffith, America's Grandpa By Lindy West July 4, 2012 | 12:00am
• latest God Bless America: Here's a Horse Line Dancing By Madeleine Davies July 3, 2012 | 11:10pm
• latest Indiana's First Black Female Mayor Elected To Lead America's Grimmest City By Erin Gloria Ryan December 30, 2011 | 10:00pm
• latest Town Terrorized By Weed-Toting Gossip Girl Star Named America's Safest City By Margaret Hartmann December 29, 2011 | 3:30pm
• latest Obama & Clinton Beat Out Kardashians As America's Most Admired People By Margaret Hartmann December 29, 2011 | 2:30pm
• latest Mitt Romney Is Running For America's Embarrassing Dad By Erin Gloria Ryan December 28, 2011 | 4:25pm
• latest Jezebel's Jessica Coen on ABC's Good Morning America By Scott Kidder December 21, 2011 | 7:27pm
• latest Why Was Angelea Preston Mysteriously Disqualified From America's Next Top Model All-Stars? By Whitney Jefferson December 8, 2011 | 7:50pm
• latest Michele Bachmann, Visionary, Calls For English To Be Declared Official Language of America By Erin Gloria Ryan December 2, 2011 | 7:10pm