Welcome back to Selfie Loathing, your dark, dank, Vanity Smurf oubliette. This week, Rob Lowe says goodbye to Pawnee, Hugh Jackman has a cocktail, John Stamos talks shit about Rick Springfield and Lena Dunham gets high off fauxsizzurp. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
what do you think of my #SnowAngel bodysuit for the @victoriassecret#VSFashionShow? ❄️❄️❄️
Last scene with The Boys Of Parks And Rec.#FriendsForever
The artRave blew my mind. The variable you can never predict is monsters. You made it all come alive, around the world!
tough girl chanel
Flirting with Internet popularity
LOL
Shout out to Immortal Technique & DJ Premier for coming through tonight. Crazy man. Preem told me Ryan and I remind him of Gang Starr… The highest compliment. Amazing night NYC.
Pablo Schreiber (aka Pornstache) & I at the @ClubMonaco flagship NYC #CM5thAve. Gave out a lot of shots last night. Alcohol, not prison violations.
Hopefully she’s willing to share. I am.
VERSAILLES
Elevators.
With @harryjoshhair who convinced me to straighten out my hair to test out his new #harryjoshprotools flat iron �� Com @harryjoshhair que me convenceu a alisar o meu cabelo para testar sua nova chapinha.
Vodka, Grapefruit. 2 Limes. Please!
On my way to @jimmyfallon !
On my way to Out 100!
My new faux winter coat I’m obsessed with from @forever21
#SwampTour#Terrified
That’s the new Givenchy shit! By @riccardotisci17 Photographed by @jackwaterlotstudio @dsectionmagazine #NewYork #Givenchy
Fighting with real #gladiator swords in front of the#coliseum in #rome what’s better than that??
“Limitation only exist in our minds. But if we learn how to use #imagination, the possibilities of our world become limitless.” #Bronx2TheDreamhouse#JLoWorldTourB#JLoRedCarpetB
Getting ready for a #fashionpolice taping! What do you think @johnnystuntz will do with this fro?
Rocking some high hair today thank you @johnnystuntz!
post show no makeup
Another mission accomplished #captive
Yes of course, #flashbackfriday. Me and @justdemi from GH. (ps in my 30 in biz – Rick Springfield -only prick)
@rushzimmerman #foxhole
Goodnight
Haleb is back @Longhaired_child
Oops. Photo cred to the coolest props guy @nikozahlten #5am #zombieslaying
Papa
Sweet nothings
JODY HUSKY PLAYiNG ON THE PLAYGROUND AS iF HE WAS A REAL BOY
My Sister graduated today. She’s all clever and that.
feels good to be da godfather!
Back to sitting next to this guy… Oh @SimonCowell… It’s 80s night not 80 year old man night!!!
Off for an adventure! ✈️
In the club high off purp
Inmate: 76110065
Shiner
Comedy writing #themindyproject
Talk about a front row seat. Woody Allen nailing a solo on the clarinet
We shot with the very same rubber frogs as the frogs from the “rain of frogs” sequence in “Magnolia!” Frogs!
#MulletMonday Pre-school class picture #thanksmom
Bored playing with wigzzz