Shock and Awe: Erika Jayne Orders Pizza in Versace Robe

Page Six reports quite frantically that Erika Jayne, embattled Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star and woman about Los Angeles Superior Court, ordered Lucifer’s Pizza in a $500 dollar Versace bathrobe and $250 Alexander Wang pool slides. This is news because she is a celebrity and in some ways, the name of the pizza brand juxtaposed with her ongoing legal woes and the entire ensemble seen at her front door is “ironic,” I guess.

Here’s what Page Six has to say about the breaking situation, as choppers fly overhead in Los Angeles, probably to track any further developments in this truly monumental day for news everywhere:

The “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star, 50, stepped out makeup-free, wearing sunglasses and pulling her hair back in a bun. She was snapped retrieving her order from Lucifer’s Damn Good Pizza outside her new home, a three-bedroom, three-bath abode outside of Beverly Hills.

Sadly, onlookers and snoops could not ID the sunglasses Jayne was seen wearing, or explain why she carried a handful of tools, including a hammer, which she almost dropped on her feet while going to pick up her pizza. Thankfully, her pedicure remained unharmed. [Page Six]

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