Should Hillary Clinton's VP Be a Dog?

By Joanna Rothkopf  |  July 22, 2016 | 9:45pm
Politics

As the world waits for Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton to announce her running mate, Jezebel has been thinking, hard. And we have a great idea.

What if Clinton passes over Sen. Tim Kaine, Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sen. Corey Booker—all human politicians with human flaws—and opts for something a little more… rebarkable?

What if Clinton added a dog to her ticket? Picture this:

  • Hillary Clinton/Corey Barker
  • Hillary Clinton/Tim Kanine
  • Hillary Clinton/Julian Catstro (in this case, that would be a cat)
  • Hillary Clinton/Elizabark Rawren (a dog and a lion)

Think about it. Can a man do this?

Yes, but it’s not as funny.

 
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