“There had been a time
When we were up for the same roles,
10 Things I Hate about You
(Based on The Taming of the Shrew),
And The Patriot –
Funny, you were Australian and so was Mel –
You were the knight in A Knight’s Tale…”
“Fake” by James Franco:
“There is a fake version of me
And he’s the one that writes
These poems.
He has an attitude and a swagger
That I don’t have.”
“Ask” by James Franco:
“Love came – like viscosity filling a tube –
And you killed it with a bunch of thrusts.”
But I think my favorite is “River,” which is told from River Phoenix’s point of view. I have to include Charlotte Runcie’s commentary from the Telegraph because it’s pretty great.
“Hello, James, it’s River.”
“I died at age 23,” River reminds James, sounding a bit like a Wikipedia entry. “Ten years before your age now.”
And then, startlingly: “James, you’re the Jesus age.
JAMES, YOU’RE THE JESUS AGE.
Thank you for joining us this evening. Goodnight everyone.
Image via AP.